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Fun Stuff Hi kids! Welcome to the “Fun Stuff” area (strictly for children only).
Benny on Cushion (Book 1) Benny on Quad (Book 1) Bella (Book 1) Honey Horse (Book 1) Mr & Mrs Darrell Drake (Book 1) Farmer Frank (Book 1) Gordon and Benny (Book 1) Why Not Ask The Sow? (Book 2) Do Not Disturb (Book 2) Sneaking Food (Book 2) Aerobics Class (Book 2) Training at the Pond (Book 2) Cleaning Out His Bunk (Book 2) Chocolate Ice-Cream (Book 2)
2. Just Jokin’ – feel like a laugh? Check these out:
Question: Where do horses live? Answer: In neigh-bourhoods. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: What do you give a pig with a rash? Answer: Oinkment. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Which side of a chicken has most feathers? Answer: The outside. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Why did the turkey join the band? Answer: Because he had drumsticks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: What did the chicken say after it had laid 100 eggs? Answer: I’m eggs-hausted. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Who tells the best chicken jokes? Answer: Comedi-hens. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Which movie star do chickens love? Answer: Lindsey Lo-hen. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: What is a cow’s favourite school subject? Answer: Moo-sic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: What do you call a cow in the backyard? Answer: A lawn mooer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: What do you call a cow that can’t give milk? Answer: An udder failure. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? Answer: Because they’d quack up. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: What do ducks have with soup? Answer: Quackers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: At what time does a duck wake up? Answer: At the quack of dawn. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: How does the farmer count his cows? Answer: With a cow-culator. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Why did the bird go to the doctor's? Answer: To get tweet-ment. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: What bird is the best chef? Answer: A Kookaburra. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Where does a kangaroo go when it is sick? Answer: To the hoppital. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Why did the orange get stuck in the middle of the road? Answer: Because it ran out of juice. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Why did the one-handed giant cross the road? Answer: To go to the second-hand shop.
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